hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day
by (via opaqueglitter)
I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me
post break-up sex // the vaccines
i can barely look at you
don’t tell me who you lost it to
didn’t we say we had a deal?
didn’t i say how bad i’d feel?